Nailed it, Larry Lucido. LOL
I still say it can be Costanza and Tomei. Just need to tweak the lyrics a bit:
Boy the way (Don) Ho and Mendes sang.
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys with cheese we had it made,
Those were the days.
And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and bad boys were men,
Mister we could use a Mayor
Like Guiliani again. (Or a man like Steinbrenner again)
Didn’t need no welfare state,
We just did the opposite.
Gee Jon Voight’s LeBaron ran great.
Those were the days.