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To: Vermont Lt

Exactly right!

Just four months ago, I moved into a mountain home that came with eight chickens. Knowing only that they are tasty egg laying birds, I did my homework and discovered that they are distant relatives of the T-Rex.

As I got to know them, I discovered they’re potentially lethal. I’ve hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move...Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got out into the open, and they’re astonishing jumpers. Then there’s the one I named “Blue”. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she’s working things out. Oh sure, at first there’s clucking and crowing...then later, there’s running and screaming!


71 posted on 04/14/2019 9:04:51 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

You want to see what chickens can really do...throw a live snake into a chicken coop...Velociraptors indead.


85 posted on 04/15/2019 6:04:30 AM PDT by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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