I never go through that “hands up, don’t shoot” scanner. My favorite part of going through security is getting felt up by a complete stranger.
“I never go through that “hands up, don’t shoot” scanner. My favorite part of going through security is getting felt up by a complete stranger.”
LOL! My wife (”the spousal unit”) calls that thing “The Ferguson Machine.”
I went through it once. Most of the time, I go through the magnetometers. They were also trying out the whole-body visualizing thingy. No thanks! They gave you the option of that or just waiting a minute longer to go through the mags. Sorry, but I don’t need my junk getting eyeballed by complete strangers.
If I want that, I’ll just go to the mall wearing a trenchcoat and nothing else. ;-)