[rlmorel]

Well, heck. We all know that the Fox News Zombies are only looking for people with brains to absorb.

Reminds me of that old joke:

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An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.

ALIEN: How much is this one?

BRAIN SHOP OWNER: That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20

ALIEN: How much is that one?

BRAIN SHOP OWNER: That one is a Conservative brain, and it's $100

ALIEN: And how much is that one?'' the alien asked.

BRAIN SHOP OWNER: That one is a Leftist's brain and it is $10,000

ALIEN: What? Why so expensive?

BRAIN SHOP OWNER: Well, it's hardly been used!

[Reily]

BRAIN SHOP OWNER: Alternate ending

You know how many liberals we have to go through to get enough for one brain?