Trying to explain the effect of light on time lapsed imagery to a dum-dum isn’t worth the effort.
It wasn’t a missile from a submarine though...
Because you say so?
So what was it, then? A helicopter shining a beam of light down out of the clouds?
Even you can't be that....can I say stupit?
It's not like I'm calling YOU stupit. In fact, I'm saying the opposite. That even YOU can't be that stupit as to believe such a load of malarkey.
So you're a light scientist, then?
I walk amongst geniuses.