Not me. I'm the general.
I do the deploying while I sit on the porch and make fun of people.
There's two kinds of people in the world. Those who give orders and make fun of people; and those who militia.
You militia.
The little squatty animated guy that wants to sell me truck insurance?
I do the deploying while I sit on the porch and make fun of people.
We may be related.
You militia.
Every chance I get.