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To: DUMBGRUNT

Do you remember any funny anecdotes? I’d like to hear another.

I have a friend who was drafted at quarterback.

He said on the first day of training camp Bill Parcells walked in, grabbed his arms, looked him in the eye and said, “Son, you’re going to get killed out there.”


3 posted on 04/05/2019 9:20:09 AM PDT by Dexter Morgan ("MSNBC News? Appalling. Appalling and amateurish. So both at the same time; it's a bad combination.")
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To: Dexter Morgan

Being unsure of graduating in four years, he selected ‘easy’ classes and needed to pass everyone.

The first day in his ‘easy’ Public Speaking class, every male is wearing a tie, most a jacket.
He is wearing sweats.

His fraternity brothers improved his wardrobe with a clip-on tie and some accessories.
Still not making the grade. He misses too many classes.

One day a new instructor in his ‘easy’ class, he announced that his good friend Professor Soanso had been in an accident.
Anyone donating blood for his friend would be given extra help in the class.

He donated twice and graduated on time.


4 posted on 04/05/2019 9:54:34 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!")
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