>>Some sciencey guy determined which bacteria cause body odor. He made a wipe infused with whatever targeted those bacteria. He claims he went for five years without taking a bath while remaining fresh as ever.<<
He was killed by Big Soap.
That reminds me ...
Getting rid of underarm bacteria can’t be a new idea. AAMOF, they have found that if you do that, in time your underarms will repopulate from the area named like a planet, and you’ll be worse off than before.