“I’ve had a colonoscopy to check for colon cancer.”
I’m going in next month for a 5 year checkup. I don’t get how these morons make a link between a colonoscopy and gay sex. Maybe there is some guilt or insecurity thing there. All I know is that having a colonoscopy appeals to me a whole lot more than does pooping out of a hole in the side of my abdomen.
I didn’t make the connection to homosexual sex. I’m sure I’m just lacking imagination.