“You couldn’t fill a Mini Cooper with men who WANT a colonoscopy. And I mean, real men.”
1. Unless it is a life and death emergency, or the police are looking for drugs, nobody gets in for a colonoscopy in less than a month.
2. Getting a colonoscopy does not sound pleasant, but the reality is that it only lasts about 3 seconds. That’s the time from when they inject you with joy juice and the time you wake up in the recovery area. You won’t remember them sticking it in there. Guys live 6 years less than women. One of the reasons is that we do not go to the doctor. 70% of health care dollars are spend on women, and that does not include childbirth. Men in general are seriously short changed in healthcare. I for one intend to make sure I get my share.