I have this dream.
A man goes to work for the TSA and claims to be a woman. The TSA has to treat him like a woman even though he is obviously a man.
Enter a Muslim man walking up for inspection with his wife and teen daughter, both wearing a hijab. Hilarity ensues as the airport is filled with the roars of liberal heads collapsing.
When I went to apply for my Global Entry card with USCBP, the examiner was a black Muslim guy with a heavy African accent. The spelling of his name on his badge didn’t match the spelling of his name on his desk sign.
It’s a strange world out there...