[SMGFan]

As 99 Red Balloons go By

[The Antiyuppie]

Active popper. Oh, no!

[M Kehoe]

Can’t tell the difference between balloons popping and gun fire?

Sheesh.

5.56mm

[Mark was here]

What good luck for the vigilantes, (what else do you call people holding a vigil?), now the whole world will know about how virtuous the are.

[MuttTheHoople]

If all balloons are outlawed......

[motor_racer]

“Children” who have never actually heard a gun fired, but who KNOW everything about, well everything! (Ask those helicopter baby boom parents how that happened).

[cableguymn]

oh thank god..

I thought it was U of Minnesota...

we have enough stories about idiots here.

[lee martell]

99 Luftballons!
I recall that song by Nena. It was played ‘forever’ back in 1995.

[lee martell]

“Uhh..Maybe we should hold our ‘International Paperbag Poppers POP-OFF!’ in a different location next year. Just an idea!”

[Mark]

Were they unregistered balloons?

[patriot torch]

Quick, get the playdoe, crayons, and safe rooms....

Actually, balloons are on the endangered species list...

Town passes ban on balloons, will fine violators $200

https://nypost.com/2018/04/06/town-passes-ban-on-balloons-will-fine-violators-200/

Now if we could only ban snowflakes! But I digress