[Calvin Locke]

I remember "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce", not "hold the tomatoes".

I know, I know, "special orders don't upset us".

[Clutch Martin]

Well I can’t say that I’ve ever thrown a violent fit over Tomatoes... But I like a hamburger with mustard and pickle only. Sometimes I get one with onions sometimes I get one with a red stain out the bun where there used to be catch ketchup... I don’t get ticked off but I do take it back and I do explain to the manager what “mustard and pickles only” actually means, and I do write corporate and get free coupons other meals. How can anyone hose that simple order up is beyond me, but it happens fairly often.