Posted on 03/13/2019 3:06:47 PM PDT by bgill
The "cake" is a bunch of vertical Twinkies, each with a candle. Instead of trying to blow the candles all out with one breath, Romney removes and blows out individual candles. That way, he does not spit on the Twinkies.
Would you eat a Twinkle that Mitt Romney blew slobber all over? I personally appreciate his giving each individual candle a blow job.
I love you too
it’s closer to being sanitary. maybe he’s being considerate and not blowing germs all over a cake about to be shared by many people.
just a thought.
Mitt blows.
just another anti-Republican FakeNews story:
12 Mar: People: Mitt Romney Explains His Birthday Candle Blowing Technique, Which Is Dividing the Internet as ‘Gentle’ or ‘Bizarre’
By Adam Carlson
TMZ caught up with Romney later Tuesday and asked him to explain his technique.
Very simple: I have a bit of a cold and I didnt want to spray my germs all over the Twinkies for everybody else to eat, he said, also playfully noting that he wanted to take advantage of all the wishes from the candles...
https://people.com/politics/mitt-romney-blows-out-birthday-candles-reaction/
no big deal, in any case:
Wikipedia: Birthday cake
Swiss ofigin story
A reference to the tradition of blowing out the candles was documented in Switzerland in 1881. Researchers for the Folk-Lore Journal recorded various “superstitions” among the Swiss middle class. One statement depicted a birthday cake as having lighted candles which correspond to each year of life. These candles were required to be blown out, individually, by the person who is being celebrated...
What a weirdo.
I regret that my vote for him in 2012 might give him the slightest encouragement that I would do so again.
He is a Twinkie
Maybe he has a cold and didn’t want to contaminate everyone’s food.
Agree but he’s still close enough to blow spit all over it.
There is probably a benefit to the spreading of germs to civilization. It is the gift of immunity.
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