Posted on 03/13/2019 2:35:59 PM PDT by unlearner
Warning: some profanity
Opinion Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen) Lyrics
We think its real nice
To have freedom of speech
Grateful for that right
No complaints about liberty
Its just sometimes
Exchanges online get mean
Im at my keyboard
With anonymity
So then I get fired up
And I post
Get some likes
Gain some foes
I love my opinions
Others are inferior to me
To me
Drama
On Instagram
Someone posted a new meme
Thats politically extreme
Comments, fights have just begun
As these quote unquote adults
Start to engage
Drama (I love my opinions) Ooooooo
Maybe one will change their mind
From this Facebook debate
Said no one ever
Cant be wrong, cant be wrong
Gotta help inform the others
Oh great, theres always one
Who with privilege knows whats best
For a culture thats oppressed
Busy memorizing talk radio
And an oxymoron called Unbiased news
Drama Ooooooo (I love my opinions)
Its a bloody cyber fight
I think we might need prayer or alcohol
I see a little twit whos ranting in all caps
Theyre a douche, Theyre a douche
I will shortly unfollow
But at first Ill smite him
With my QWERTY typing keys
Youre a lamo-o
Youre an a$$%^&*
You big ego
You stupid
Youre a keyboard warrior
Come at me bro (bro, bro)
Now theres a tool boy
Posting his hate speech
Hes just a tool boy with insecurities
Cant wait to block all his misogyny
Comment wars dying down
Have we let it go?
We will, no!
Cause now here come the trolls
eff$%^&* trolls
We will not
Cause now here come the trolls
Thirsty trolls
We will not
Cause now here come the trolls (Thirsty trolls)
Now here come the trolls (Thirsty trolls)
Now here come the trolls (Thirsty trolls)
Now here come the trolls
TROLLS, TROLLS, TROLLS
Oh, Ill delete them, Ill delete them
Ill delete them if they troll
Mark Zuckerberg
Make all of my friends
Sound just like me
Like me
Like me
Maybe we could discuss
This together online?
You mean talk face to face?
Are you out of your mind?
Thats crazy
Youre still suck in the 80s
Ive gotta log out
Just gotta log right out of here
Ooooooo, Oooooh Yeah, Oooooh Yeah
We should love each other
Although we disagree
Your opinion matters
Especially when it sounds just
Like me
I love my opinions
By Dustin Ahkuoi
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