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Rodent gets trapped inside change dispenser of MTA machine
https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/rodent-gets-trapped-inside-change-dispenser-of-mta-machine/ ^
| March 12, 2019
| Danielle Furfaro and Max Jaeger
Posted on 03/12/2019 11:48:05 PM PDT by EinNYC
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Move over, Pizza Rat--you got competition! Introducing Metro Rat.
Can you imagine putting your hand in, not paying particular attention, to get your change and encountering a furry thing against your hand? And then seeing what it was? As if the NYC subway system didn't have enough problems--stinking homeless people stinking everyone else out of a subway car as they sleep on the bench, breakdowns, delays, maniacs shoving people onto the tracks, panhandlers walking down the aisles, ferals swinging from the subway bars---now you have a rat-dispensing farecard machine!
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posted on
03/12/2019 11:48:05 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: EinNYC
The bigger question is, what did someone put in the slot, to receive a rat, as change?
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posted on
03/12/2019 11:57:43 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
To: EinNYC
The bigger question is, what did someone put in the slot, to receive a rat, as change?
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posted on
03/12/2019 11:57:43 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
To: EinNYC
How did Michael Cohen get in there?
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posted on
03/13/2019 12:11:20 AM PDT
by
boycott
To: EinNYC
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posted on
03/13/2019 12:15:04 AM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: EinNYC
The Rodent Who Never Returned.
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posted on
03/13/2019 12:21:56 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: EinNYC
You must go take the subway sometimes? Thanks for today’s big laughs.
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posted on
03/13/2019 12:37:00 AM PDT
by
dennisw
To: Salamander
I recall an old cartoon with Opus the penguin standing in front of one of those machines.
“Twenty bucks and I still haven’t changed a bit!”
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posted on
03/13/2019 12:52:53 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: Salamander
I'm guessing their probably isn't a large enough market to make this a viable vending machine industry for the herpatologicly inclined?
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posted on
03/13/2019 12:56:14 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: Salamander
A Guinea pig and two gerbils.
CC
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posted on
03/13/2019 1:23:00 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: EinNYC
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posted on
03/13/2019 1:39:29 AM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party is now a hate-mob)
To: dfwgator
He never returned, he never returned
and his fate is still unheard
stuck in a change machine
‘neath the streets of Boston
His fate he never returned...
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posted on
03/13/2019 4:27:00 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
To: 21twelve
I don’t know why, but I am thinking of a Far Side cartoon with some guy in a lab coat standing in front of the machine...
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:00:32 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: EinNYC
At least it wasn’t an ROUS!
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:03:31 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Salamander
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:04:28 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: rlmorel
“Hey - we’re all out of WHITE rats!”
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:05:52 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: 21twelve
LOL, I just
knew a fellow Freeper would come up with a caption! I have my full coffee sitting in front of me and my mind was a complete blank!!!
Hahahahahaha...perfect!
I think Gary Larson himself would smile at that one...:)
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:09:47 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: EinNYC
This is definitely staged. Somebody obviously put a mouse in there and took a video, knowing it would go viral.
Well it appears to be working! But anybody who understands vending machinery realizes that a mouse is not going to get into one of these machines and just drop down a coin slot.
That said, NYC does have its rodent problems. Cockroaches too - big ones! In my building, it is forbidden to leave any kind of food in the office other than what is securely locked in a drawer, in a refrigerator or vending machine. For the vermin will find it. I made the mistake of leaving a package of food on my desk and next morning, there were scores of little bite marks all over the packaging. If I wasn't paying attention, I would have eaten that food and the thought of that makes me gag. How do rats find a way to get on my desktop? I'm not sure I want to know.
To: dfwgator
The Rodent Who Never Returned.Along came the IRT, a' cannonballin' through,
from 242nd Street to Flatbush Avenue...
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posted on
03/13/2019 10:25:52 AM PDT
by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: EinNYC
Hillary’s trained rodent gets trapped inside change dispenser of MTA machine,no such thing as small money.
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posted on
03/13/2019 10:48:46 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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