We purposefully moved to our small town for our son and ourselves. Minneapolis got to be a bit too much, especially once he started school. Kumbaya and all that. Plus illegals peeing in our alley garden and me throwing the beer bottles back in the car at them. Husband thought I was a little stressed. Hah!
Sorrrrrry ladeeee!
I guess I’m scary at 5’2” and 100 pounds soaking wet.
That was the end of that situation. Glad I could scare the piss out of them though. Victory!
Now I watch birds. :)