“Just living the dream.”
Where did you get that girl?
- She’s hot!
- I got her yesterday.
- Yesterday?
- Yeah.
I rode my bike over
to a cemetery nearby.
Her boyfriend just died.
- You met her at a funeral?
- Yeah.
The dude died
in a hang-gliding accident.
What an idiot!
“Oh, I’m hang gliding!
Honey, take a good picture...
I’m dead!”
What a freak!
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