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Posted on 03/09/2019 3:48:03 AM PST by sodpoodle

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~~~ Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too! ~~~
1 posted on 03/09/2019 3:48:03 AM PST by sodpoodle
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the Indians that do rain dances, do they practice? And if it rains during practice, do they still have a rain dance? And if it doesn’t rain during practice, how do they know they are doing it right?


2 posted on 03/09/2019 4:02:13 AM PST by Ponyexpress9790
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Weather you’re right or whether you’re wrong:)


3 posted on 03/09/2019 4:09:58 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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“Why does a round pizza come in a square box?”

Now what would be weird would be if a square pizza came in a round box.


4 posted on 03/09/2019 5:05:23 AM PST by Stosh
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We have an Epicurian restaurant in our town. If Italian food comes from Italy, French food comes from France, etc etc where does Epicurian food come from? I have never heard of Epicuria and I can’t find it on a map.


5 posted on 03/09/2019 5:13:13 AM PST by certrtwngnut (4- Do something,,,,even if it's wrong.)
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Epicuria is that happy place that is the intersection of Italian and French cuisine.

No British allowed.


6 posted on 03/09/2019 5:20:47 AM PST by Chickensoup (Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"

The reason there are laws against political assassinations is not to protect the politicians, but to prevent a shortage of ammunition.

7 posted on 03/09/2019 5:39:16 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: sodpoodle

Nice list. Thanks for posting.


8 posted on 03/09/2019 5:45:58 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: certrtwngnut

http://www.epicurus.net/

philosophy with food!


9 posted on 03/09/2019 5:54:29 AM PST by Reily
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Why not make airplanes out of the same stuff used to make the black boxes retrieved after a crash?


10 posted on 03/09/2019 6:08:35 AM PST by Leo58 (Those who cheer you today will curse you tomorrow, the only thing that endures is character.)
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They should wrap airplanes in the same cellophane they wrap DVD's in, they'll be indestructible.

11 posted on 03/09/2019 6:24:12 AM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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If People Evolved from Apes,
Why are there still Apes?
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A Great Thread starter!


12 posted on 03/09/2019 6:44:40 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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why does “German chocolate” have coconuts when coconuts are not grown in Germany?


13 posted on 03/09/2019 7:11:19 AM PST by Cannonball Bill
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“why does “German chocolate” have coconuts when coconuts are not grown in Germany?”

Neither is cacao!

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14 posted on 03/09/2019 7:13:31 AM PST by Mears
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To: sodpoodle

Ping,


15 posted on 03/09/2019 7:47:24 AM PST by hdbc (FUBO)
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If you can deposit a check into your bank by taking a picture of it, why can’t you do that with cash?


16 posted on 03/09/2019 7:54:26 AM PST by red-dawg (Climate change caused the end of the Ice Age. Did man play a part in it?)
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In the city, there’s an Ethiopian restaurant. It’s probably not PC, but I can’t help laughing when we drive past it. Yeah, laughing now.

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures and why is a bra singular and panties are plural?


17 posted on 03/09/2019 8:06:12 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.)
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To: Cannonball Bill

Because it isn’t named for the country but the guy who invented it who’s last name was German.


18 posted on 03/09/2019 8:07:55 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.)
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I thiMk it is OK to laugh at others——as long as you can laugh at yourself.


19 posted on 03/09/2019 8:13:43 AM PST by certrtwngnut (4- Do something,,,,even if it's wrong.)
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To: sodpoodle

Why do all assassins and other really bad guys referred to by all 3 names?


20 posted on 03/09/2019 8:21:31 AM PST by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once..)
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