OK if I steal that one from ya? Oh. OK. You stole it from someone else, so all is well.
Here’s another Freebie;)
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
“I wish to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “That is the only wish that I’m not allowed to grant.”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people’s best interests!”
“You crafty little bastard!” replied the fairy.