Two Jews are sitting in a coffee house, reading the news. One is reading a Jewish religious web site, the other a notoriously antisemitic web site.
“How can you possibly read that revolting rubbish?” says the first.
The second smiles. “What does your site say? Let me tell you. The Jews are assimilating. The Jews are arguing. The Jews are disappearing.”
“Now let me tell you what this site says: The Jews control the banks. The Jews control the media. The Jews control America. The Jews control the world. My friend, if you want good news about the Jews, always read the antisemites.”
LOL!