To the First Lady's List!
Posted on 03/06/2019 11:46:19 AM PST by simpson96
No, never heard that, but the Secret Service agents had a lot of jokes about her and Gore was hated almost as much. Here’s one for you:
Clinton is getting out of the limo at the East Wing entrance, it’s Winter and there’s snow on the ground. He looks down and sees, “Clinton sucks!” in the snow and obviously written in urine. Clinton is pissed, looks at the closest Secret Service agent and says, “Damnit, I want an analysis of that urine and I want to find out who did that!”
A week later, an agent approaches Clinton and says he has some bad news. “What is it?” asks Clinton. “Well sir,” says the agent, “We did that urinalysis.” Clinton asks, “Well, who was it?”
“Well, sir, I’m afraid it’s bad news. The urine was Vice President Gore’s.” Clinton replies, “Well that ungrateful SOB, I’m gonna kick his ass!” The agent then says, “Uh, sir, that’s not all.” Clinton responds with, “There’s more?”
“Yes sir” replies the agent, “The handwriting was Hillary’s...”
I bet the news readers will talk about how fantastic she looks like they do for Moochelle
To the First Lady's List!
Because they have to brace themselves when magnificent beauty emerges from the vehicle. Melania can hardly be viewed without knees going weak.
She is such a beautiful, classy lady. I wish someone would post a side by side of this picture, against Michelle Obama in her big bird outfit, and thigh high glitter boots.
“Is that Hitlery?”
Well, if it isn’t, its San Fran Nan! When she walks, it looks as though she’s in need of a back brace.
Yes, I have heard that, too.
I’ve heard that too, actually.
She was and still is pretty much despised by normal, decent folk.
Haha....
Simply exquisite.
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