It’s lonely because those sanctimonious Cartwrights take everything for themselves. Weird how their women always seem to die on them.
Been over it a few times it is actually a pretty ride not flat desert...
You must cross four or five mountain ranges...
Make sure you have a full tank of gas when you start and fill up again at the next gas station..
I tell my wife that all the time.
” It’s lonely because those sanctimonious Cartwrights take everything for themselves. Weird how their women always seem to die on them. “
….and yet, - Sheriff Coffee still has a job.