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Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human (Satire)
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| 1 Mar 19
| Steve Kellam
Posted on 03/02/2019 11:31:22 AM PST by xzins
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:31:22 AM PST
by
xzins
To: All
Bear-Phobic commentary deriding trans-humanism not welcome!
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:32:22 AM PST
by
xzins
(Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
To: All
Any arguments suggesting the natural strength of a bear had any impact on the outcome are also not welcomed.
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:36:34 AM PST
by
xzins
(Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
To: xzins
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:36:54 AM PST
by
READINABLUESTATE
(I hate baby killing pedophile socialist gun grabbers)
To: xzins
😂 this is such a funny piece . I love how Fox News asked if it was fair to biological women to have men dressed as woman compete against them. Where has common sense and science gone ?
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:39:27 AM PST
by
BillyCuccio
(MAGA)
To: xzins
Yeah, just wait until they allow him into Olympic women’s wrestling.
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:40:41 AM PST
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Slyfox
What if a trans-female olympic wrestler met a trans-human grizzly?
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:49:30 AM PST
by
xzins
(Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
To: xzins
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posted on
03/02/2019 11:57:10 AM PST
by
aquila48
To: xzins
Haystacks says: “Bring the big furry on, I’m not scared!” Oh wait.....
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:01:08 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: xzins
I don’t know about about grizzlies
But I do know a fellow near Cave Junction Oregon who had a male black bear tear his door off the hinges before the man shot him in the den with a 45-70
The man’s wife and three teen daughters were all having their periods same time as is customary when women cohabitate or even work together
Wildlife Resources Rangers surmised that was a factor
The scent was like a mating call in the air I guess.
Dogs sure as hell pick it up and male dogs will behave boorishly in response
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:01:41 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(Progressive winter is coming.)
To: xzins
Haven’t laughed like this in a long time. Sad to say we are in a sad state of affairs. It absolutely follows that a 70 year old can legally declare that he/she is 21 years old!!!!!
To: xzins
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:08:54 PM PST
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: xzins
The Grizzly has stated that his preferred pronouns are he/him/human
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:11:36 PM PST
by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm ( 32:12))
To: xzins
CREDIBLY appropriate..!
Very, very apropos.
Laughed so hard I nearly cried.
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:13:14 PM PST
by
gaijin
To: Allen In Texas Hill Country
Why not have 12 year olds identify as 21 so they can drive, vote, see dirty movies and drink liquor?
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:13:15 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: xzins
Every so often I get the urge to identify as a member of Congress occupying the seat of Maxine Waters, or maybe that of Richard Blumenthal.
Sometimes I think I’d prefer to identify as a non-identified individual working behind a desk at Langley.
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:31:07 PM PST
by
reasonisfaith
(What are the implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history? https://ses.edu/)
To: reasonisfaith
Recently I came close to thinking I was the CEO of Planned Parenthood with the urge to shut down the entire company, donating all assets to pro-life groups.
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posted on
03/02/2019 12:35:16 PM PST
by
reasonisfaith
(What are the implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history? https://ses.edu/)
To: xzins
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posted on
03/02/2019 1:11:53 PM PST
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: xzins
What if a trans-female olympic wrestler met a trans-human grizzly? Or a trans-human grizzly that at one time self-identified as a King Kong's stunt double. Ya know, to get the girls.
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posted on
03/02/2019 1:35:10 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Slyfox
Can it take on a man-bear-pig????
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posted on
03/02/2019 1:38:29 PM PST
by
ak267
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