So, an iman, a rabbi and my uncle Frank were on tour and needed a place to stay for the night when they came to a farm. The farmer said he had two beds but one person would have to sleep in the barn. The iman said no problem. After a few minutes, the iman knocked on the house door and said because there was a cow in the barn he couldn't sleep there. No problem said the rabbi, I will sleep in the barn. A few minutes later the rabbi knocked on the door and said because there was a pig in the barn, he couldn't sleep there so my uncle Frank said no problem, he would sleep in the barn. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door and it was the cow and the pig.
Can any of you Freepers name the TV show I stole this joke from?