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To: sodpoodle

Joe Smith, a very prosperous and generous businessman in town dies. There’s a huge funeral, attended by the local priest, minister and rabbi.

At one point during the graveside service, the 3 of them approach the casket together. The priest says, “you know, it might not matter much to Joe now, but I did owe him $100”...whereupon he takes out his wallet and places 5 $20 bills into the casket.

The minister says, “I must admit that I also owed Joe $100”...whereupon he takes out his wallet and places 5 $20 bills into the casket.

The rabbi says, “OK, boys, while we’re on the topic, I also owed Joe $100”...whereupon he writes a check for $300 and takes the $200 of cash out of the casket.


15 posted on 02/28/2019 11:52:27 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: Ancesthntr

As a Jew I love Jewish jokes but not yours. Found it offensive.


17 posted on 02/28/2019 12:07:02 PM PST by Yaelle
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