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2 arrested in buffet brawl over crab legs
AP ^ | 2/27/2019

Posted on 02/27/2019 8:16:47 PM PST by McGruff

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To: McGruff

Crab legs are too much work. But, that’s just me.


21 posted on 02/27/2019 8:30:12 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: McGruff

News from the crab bucket.


22 posted on 02/27/2019 8:30:22 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: McGruff

I’m blowing a gasket here, every time I look at the picture of those two and imagine them dueling with tongs; at an all you can eat crab Buffett, I just bust a gut,get stop laughing.


23 posted on 02/27/2019 8:31:35 PM PST by crosdaddy
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They were using the tongs to get a leg up on the competition.


24 posted on 02/27/2019 8:31:58 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Kung Fu fighting, that old song by Carl Douglas. Brings back memories.


25 posted on 02/27/2019 8:34:02 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: McGruff

Worth the wait?

26 posted on 02/27/2019 8:36:06 PM PST by McGruff
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To: McGruff
"diners were using service tongs like fencing swords..."

LOL! That's worth the price of admission.

27 posted on 02/27/2019 8:38:50 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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1) You meet the nicest people around at places where you can eat until you are bloated.

2)Chucky Cheese squabbles are good, but Waffle house food fights are still the best.

28 posted on 02/27/2019 8:44:31 PM PST by Sa-teef
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To: lgjhn23
"I don’t even need to see the pics...."

Maybe you do...


29 posted on 02/27/2019 8:45:33 PM PST by TXnMA (Remember the Alamo! | Remember Goliad! | REPEAT San Jacinto!!)
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To: Zhang Fei
With that hair, she looks like one of those good-luck trolls people used to hang from their rear-view mirrors. The guy looks like he thrusted when he should have parried.

Regards,

30 posted on 02/27/2019 8:56:19 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: TXnMA

“A Fight! A Fight! A N-—— and a White!”


31 posted on 02/27/2019 8:59:15 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Ping. 😂
32 posted on 02/27/2019 9:01:07 PM PST by sockmonkey (I am an America First, not Israel First FReeper.)
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To: McGruff

The restaurant is not blameless in this situation. They lure people in with crab, then give them all you can eat wontons. They made them wait to get their money’s worth and built up a “black Friday” type situation where people fall over each other to get the few legs that come out of the kitchen.


33 posted on 02/27/2019 9:02:48 PM PST by jimmygrace
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To: alexander_busek

The guy looks just fine.


34 posted on 02/27/2019 9:04:07 PM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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The guy looks just fine.

Yes, but Political Correctness demands that I be an Equal Opportunity Ridiculer.

Regards,

35 posted on 02/27/2019 9:06:04 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: McGruff

Sure this wasn’t a Spongebob episode?


36 posted on 02/27/2019 9:10:09 PM PST by Sivad (Demo M/O = infiltrate, overtake, politicize, weaponize)
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To: Zhang Fei

Chequita must be Buckwheat’s granddaughter.


37 posted on 02/27/2019 9:10:25 PM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: McGruff

Does anyone else see the absurdity of fighting over crab legs with tongs? It’s slmost like they were thinking, “hey, let’s pretend to fight like crabs!”


38 posted on 02/27/2019 9:14:48 PM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: McGruff

“diners were using service tongs like fencing swords”

ROFLMAOASTD


39 posted on 02/27/2019 9:29:48 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Note to all foreigners: GET OUT and STAY OUT!)
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To: McGruff

This could have been a Shonies when they bring the bacon out at the breakfast buffet, but those two are too thin.


40 posted on 02/27/2019 9:39:36 PM PST by Michael.SF. (California: knowingly give someone aids: misdemeanor. Give them a straw, go to jail.)
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