DR. EVIL: Thank you, Random Task. Patty O'Brien...(PATTY O'BRIEN, a small, wiry Irishman with fiery eyes.)...ex-Irish assassin. His trademark? Around PATTY O'BRIENS WRIST is a charm bracelet. A superstitious man, he leaves a tiny keepsake on every victim he kills. Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence.
PATTY O'BRIEN: (heavy Irish accent) Yes, they're always after me lucky charms! (Everyone in the room tries to keep a straight face) What? What? Why does everyone alwayslaugh when I say that? "They are after me lucky charms". (They cannot contain their LAUGHTER)
PATTY O'BRIEN: (angry) What?
FRAU FARBISSINA: (through suppressed laughter) It's a television commercial with this little cartoon Leprechaun who is a benevolent imp who is very concerned that these children will steal his lucky charms which are foodstuffs fashioned into various shapes; hearts, moons, clovers, what have you...(pause) It's a long story.
