How much lettuce $$$ do you need to make this go away? Would you like to make speeches at liberal arts conclaves around the country? Have you cleaned your glasses since this "attack" supposedly happened? How old are you and at what grade level do you speak? Are you a member of the #youtoo group? LOL!
How much lettuce $$$ do you need to make this go away?
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I need a new wardrobe for my many public interviews, a handler to...well...”handle” me, and money to pay people to become my childhood friends.