“An electric 4WD pickup is coming out next year with a 400 mile range and O-60 in 3.5 seconds. Embrace the technology.”
If you want to duplicate the EV experience for a lot less: carry an additional 1000 pounds of weight on the floor of the car (to simulate the battery weight), and reduce the gas tank to 6 gallons.
...and drive it only when it’s 72 degrees outside.