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[Vlad The Inhaler]

TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT CALIFORNIA

1. - Supplies the rest of the country with lettuce in the winter
2. - Home base for the Hollywood crowd - Keeps them out of our hair most of the time
3. - Magnet for illegals - Keeps 10 to 15 million illegals out of other states
4. - Magnet for sex freaks - Without places like San Francisco we would have even more of them in our states and towns
5. - Magnet for bums, tramps, shiftless characters - They're pooping on California sidewalks instead of in our neighborhoods
6. - Magnet for leftist idiots - Keeps 30 million loony leftists out of other states
7. - Provides a straight path for illegals from Mexico to Oregon and Washington - Keeps them out of other states
8. - California ultra-leftist policies drive desireable citizens (workers, entrepeneurs, taxpayers) to move to other states
9. - The state fills the role of Beta Test Site for goofy leftist ideas
10. - Serves as a great example and warning to the rest of America of how idiot democrat policies can destroy an entire state.