We obviously need federal regulation of toasters and must require HEPA particulate filters on them. I hope the Dem Presidential Candidate clown circus gets on this right away. This is far more important the epidemic of lynching that is going on across the land.
So how many taxpayer dollars were wasted on this valuable knowledge?
liberals always look at things in isolation, never context or system.
How toxic is homersexuality?
Ahhh!, the aroma of a broiling standing rib roast or frying bacon, what a way to die!
Toasters are a major source of pollution?
Federal standards to follow on toasters and how to toast bread?
And don’t forget bagels being toasted creates other issues.
Scientists are studying “burnt toast” now? No wonder there are so many “science deniers” out there. Science has gone loony toons.
This is where Jussie Smollett went wrong. Instead of the noose, he should have claimed he was hit with a toaster.
This has to be a joke. Please let it be a joke.
Incredible... What about Waffles, Pancakes, pan or oven browned foods? How much did this study cost us in grants?
As silly as the Sun is, try the Guardian.
The Sun only deals with “you’re gonna die if you don’t do something trivial that makes no diff anyway”, while the Guardian deals with “everyone’s gonna die unless we eliminate conservatives and become cave people - except for we libs of course”.
Who eats burnt toast?
How did we ever survive?
Last night I fried Kaiser rolls in a pan with butter for a snack. It was delicious, and would have been even more so had I known I was upsetting greenie weenies.
So no more Cajun blackened bread?
Nanny State alive and well. I’m already poisoning myself with bacon, fried foods blackened Cajun style etc. I often don’t buckle my seatbelt in my truck(have seat belt extenders that shutoff the beeping) and when I used to ride MCs I would often (depending on the state) not wear a helmet. (Not worth a ticket or arrest in states where required by Marxist law).
I was one of the heads of a Hazmat team for many years. The thing this type of article seems to forget is that quantity and dosage are the most important factors in any hazard assessment. Many substances and compounds that will kill you in large amounts are beneficial for you in small amounts. The amount of smoke coming from toasters not set to burn your toast not in a very small enclosed space probably has little if any risk involved.
Put your Toaster outside and you can have all the burnt toast you want and live ,LOL
I disagree with the article. I think fake scientists are more toxic than burnt toast.
We obviously need federal regulation of toasters and must require HEPA particulate filters on them.
Toast causes global warming, and English Muffins are the AR-15 of the bread world.