I promise, your sacrifice shall not have been in vain. There will be a very nice memorial on top of your favorite hilltop in Fresno. “Near this spot, Bagster the Oracle fired the bits heard round the world, creating a crucial third front in the Great Meme War that restored American Freedom.” Awwww, I like that.
Wait!
There are no hills in Fresno....
Booooo.
Bury me by that creek where Claire and I used to picnic, Woodrow.