Posted on 02/15/2019 11:05:02 AM PST by sodpoodle
Dem rendition of the “Hereafter”:
Take a woman to a secluded place and then tell her, “If you’re not hereafter what I’m hereafter, you’re gonna be hereafter I’m gone”...
After a night at our favorite watering hole, a few of us stopped at a Waffle House to get something to eat. One of the guys was not one who often went out anywhere and when he ordered eggs/bacon/hash-browns, the waitress asked him, “Hon, how do you want your eggs?” He looked at her for a second and you could see he was confused and he eventually said, “Cooked”.
For many years, when a waitress asks me how I like my eggs, I often say “Oh, I like them just fine”.
She’ll almost always then say “no, how do you like them cooked?”
My reply? “Oh I like ‘em a lot better that way”...
I’m gonna really regret it one day if a smartass waitress brings me 2 very raw eggs...hehe
hell, i don’t remember where we put the restraints...
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