A Bacon Rose? That would be eaten long before it ever got home. Too bad the stems won’t be edible.
Stems will be edible if they’re made out of bacon.
Miz Kris got me a dozen bacon roses last yer at my birthday. Great stuff. The "stems" were jerky!
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And whoever coats bacon in chocolate has too much estrogen in their system!
YUK! Don't jack my bacon, man! d;^)