1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
2. You can observe a lot by just watching.
3. It aint over till its over.
4. Its like déjà vu all over again.
5. No one goes there nowadays, its too crowded.
6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
7. A nickel aint worth a dime anymore.
8. Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.
9. We made too many wrong mistakes.
10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because Im not hungry enough to eat six.
12. You wouldnt have won if wed beaten you.
13. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
14. Never answer an anonymous letter.
15. Slump? I aint in no slump I just aint hitting.
16. How can you think and hit at the same time?
17. The future aint what it used to be.
18. I tell the kids, somebodys gotta win, somebodys gotta lose. Just dont fight about it. Just try to get better.
19. It gets late early out here.
20. If the people dont want to come out to the ballpark, nobodys going to stop them.
21. We have deep depth.
22. Pair up in threes.
23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.
24. Youve got to be very careful if you dont know where you are going, because you might not get there.
25. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Not Yogi The Bear