[samtheman]

There is a Fermi Paradox for a reason.

If there were aliens giving rectal probes to trail park residents there would be no Fermi Paradox.

[Reily]

Its alien teenagers joy riding!
Rectal probes are their version of toilet papering lawns!

[PIF]

There is a Fermi Paradox for a reason.

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There is also a corollary theorem - The Dark Forest. Aliens are hiding because like in a dark forest there are predators who eat the weak and kill any potential competition. So every one with any sense hides and does their level best to remain quiet - unlike humans ...