All my lightbulbs are Marie Harf lightbulbs.
They’re too stupid to know anything.
I have one that sings “ Me and Mrs Jones,Mrs Jones...”
I have a chitload of incandescent 100 & 60 Watt bulbs. These things are hot on the black market. They work and are not a security threat.
100W = $2/EA
60W = $1.50/EA
Muhahaaa!