I saw “with a charger,” but I liked the mental image of you out there shining flashlights on your panels. Kind of like greenies putting windmills on their cars to generate “free” power.
Sound like you are prepared for the power to go out. Are you in Avista territory? We’ve got a house north of Coeur d’Alene and are away now hoping it doesn’t freeze up (no emergency generator).
We are in the Tri-Cities, normally milder than CDA and Spokane, not today.
The thought about silly snowflakes not understanding energy production/consumption also occurred to me.
Just as an aside, one time I did measure the full moon putting a tiny bit of energy into the panels. I forget exactly how much power, and certainly nothing useful, but it was there!