“You would think that at least ONE of the other Joint-Chiefs would have noticed his medals were jacked-up before sitting down for the SOTU speech.”
Maybe if they have reading glasses on, which they didn’t.
I might have told him he had the stars on the wrong shoulders, or in reverse order.
We used to catch LTs and CPTs with the “your bars are upside down” gag. Got a few, as I recall...