There are a couple of things to remember when traveling:
(For fans of “Gunsmoke”) Never get on a stagecoach with Miss Kitty. Something bad WILL happen.
Don’t go ANYWHERE with Tom Hanks. Things like these will happen:
1. You end up getting shot in two different wars. (Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan)
2. Your ship gets hijacked by Somali pirates. (Captain Phillips)
3. Your plane goes down in the Hudson river. (Sully)
4. You get stranded on a desert island. (Cast Away)
5. Your spaceship explodes. (Apollo 13)
6. You get AIDS. (Philadelphia)
7. You end up the neighbor of the guy who killed John Wayne. (The ‘Burbs - Bruce Dern)
8. Your house falls apart all around you. (The Money Pit)
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