Clever stuff
1 posted on
01/27/2019 7:05:02 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
No, no, no. Osteopornosis is a porno boner.
2 posted on
01/27/2019 7:12:22 AM PST by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: sodpoodle
17. Kindasewer - Someone who’ll eat anything.
3 posted on
01/27/2019 7:14:57 AM PST by
laweeks
To: sodpoodle
My mom was invited to join Mensa. After two meetings she quit. I asked her why, and she said, “They are the most boring people I’ve ever met. All they do I talk about themselves.”
5 posted on
01/27/2019 7:41:09 AM PST by
pabianice
To: sodpoodle
Marriage has a nice ring to it...It’s a matter of wife and debt.
Maritime n. The time of a wedding.
Cantaloupe n. Gotta get married in a church.
Rubberneck: v. What you do to relax your wife.
Stalemate (stale•mate) n. A leading cause of divorce.
For some marriage is a word, for others it’s a sentence.
6 posted on
01/27/2019 7:54:23 AM PST by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: sodpoodle
Laughtier, till we cried!
7 posted on
01/27/2019 8:16:48 AM PST by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: sodpoodle
I am in Mensa. I love wordsmithing.
Many are portmanteaus: hybridized terms.
12 posted on
01/27/2019 1:48:47 PM PST by
YogicCowboy
("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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