Can You Run A Car On What Comes Out Of Your Butt?

jalopnik.com ^ | 1/10/14 | Jason Torchinsky

[a little elbow grease]

For any enviro-whackos here is a way to prove their deep commitment to the environment and energy independence.

[a little elbow grease]

..... in earlier days.

[I want the USA back]

Shows what enviro-wackos are full of.

[spokeshave]

The Japanese Poop-Mobile

[albie]

Mr Methane can!

[Carl Vehse]

Here's a farmer loading up his tank of gas:

[Sirius Lee]

Rose petals? I don’t know if a car can run on rose petals and fresh air.

[be-baw]

At work I often had to wear a four-gas monitor on my belt. The only alarm that would go off when I cut the cheese while in the car was the one for carbon monoxide. Combustible gases (i.e. methane) did not.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Actually, carbon monoxide IS combustible. Carbon dioxide is not.

[I-ambush]

No, Honey. I’m providing for the family.

[be-baw]

“Actually, carbon monoxide IS combustible.”

I wondered if it was when I was writing my post. Didn’t bother to check. Thanks for the info.

[a little elbow grease]

"If hydrogen engines are more your thing, then those same fart-collecting underpants could be employed for that as well. In fact, it'd be even better, since everyone has hydrogen in their farts, and, the mean amount of hydrogen is around 20%, ranging from 3%-34%."

"Hydrogen internal combustion engines are basically the same as normal ones, just built stronger and to better tolerances. They're more expensive, but they do produce about 20% more power than equivalent gasoline engines, so that's the fun fuel to get out of your ass."

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"fart-collecting underpants" ---

Eco-friendly Patagonia may be interested in making some of these.

[a little elbow grease]

"At work I often had to wear a four-gas monitor on my belt. The only alarm that would go off when I cut the cheese while in the car was the one for carbon monoxide."

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[Telepathic Intruder]

All the alkanes are flammable, including methane. Liquified methane is not too different than propane, and is even odorless in pure form. What’s produced by animals is not exactly in pure form.

[G Larry]

It works for the DNC.....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Or one could wear one of these;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNZio6BHJk

[be-baw]

Clever. What was on the right that was cut off?

[dforest]

Can we not discuss this? ooh yuck

[gov_bean_ counter]

And if you happened to have had corn the day before, all the better....

[bigbob]

Let’s have AL GORE try it first, if it won’t work with his output, it never will.