I boarded a flight from Maui to LAX, with my wonderful aisle seat that I’d snagged months before.
Next to me in the middle seat was a guy, and across the aisle in the middle seat was his new wife. They were returning from their honeymoon and commenting about not being able to sit together, so I thought, what the heck — I’ll trade with the wife. It’ll be a wedding gift. So we made the switch.
OMG! When I took her middle seat the lady by the window had an odor that would gag a maggot. For 5.5 hours I was nauseated and I was reminded that no good deed goes unpunished. Never again...