[Calvin Locke]

Step off a cliff and it will kill you quicker than cancer.

Generally true, depending on the height and what's at the bottom.

A few years ago, a contestant from "The Next Food Network Star" was found dead.

Well, parts of her were found. In her wood stove.

I think parts of her significant other/husband were also found in the stove.

[KosmicKitty]

Don’t you hate it when that happens.