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To: EveningStar

She has been like that for decades.

When she sang at the Vegas MGM her condition was ROSE PETALS IN HER TOILET WATER.

No, not once. I mean EVERY time she flushed that toilet, with no others using it.

Yes, an ATTENDANT had to stand there all day.

“We’re embarrassed to tell you —our pipes are super old and won’t allow it..!”

No dice, she said, CHANGE THE PIPES.

And they DID.


4 posted on 01/25/2019 10:18:48 AM PST by gaijin
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To: gaijin

She ALSO owns the homes on either side of this house.

They are equally yuge.

For years she sued, trying to prevent people with choppers, planes and drones from photographing her property.

7 posted on 01/25/2019 10:20:44 AM PST by gaijin
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To: gaijin

People who need people (to schlep rose petals and overhaul plumbing) are the luckiest people.


10 posted on 01/25/2019 10:22:59 AM PST by wally_bert (We're low on dimes in fun city.)
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To: gaijin

They have a liquid now called Poo-pouri. She should switch to that. It’s not nearly as elegant, though.


19 posted on 01/25/2019 10:29:27 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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