BACON HOUR:
Bacon is coming to our Classics and we're celebrating with...Bacon Hour FREE bacon on the side with ANY item for one hour on January 29th at 4-5 pm (local time) at participating restaurants.
What are you gonna put bacon on? 🥓🕓
Muzzies all ran away. Good way to keep the terrorists away.
Will calypso louie faraCON lead a protest?
Are the Muslims out protesting, yet?
The first one’s free....
The Rub Some Bacon On It Song
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn
Bacon hotline, Whats your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
Im attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Free bacon is truly a Jewish dilemma.
Bacon on bacon.
Bon appetit!
I love McDonalds. Great company.
Did someone say free?
Muslims Offended...
But when are they NOT???
But is the bacon halal?
Do they deliver? Oops, too late.
Bacon coffee and Bacon Shakes.
What if you don’t want to put it on “an item”? Am I allowed to just eat bacon?