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The chief attendant deserves a tremendous monetary bonus, the thanks of the airline, and a complete physical.
Worst flight, EVA.
Truly an Ugly American. I am glad I have never had to sit by him on an airplane.
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made By
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When You get home, lock your doors,
Draw The curtains and disconnect the phone So You will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit In your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the
Thermometer.
Now, Carefully place it on a table or a surface
So That it will not become chipped or broken.
Now The fun part begins. Take Out the literature from the box and read it Carefully.
You Will notice that in small print there is a
Statement:
“Every
Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson Is
Personally tested And then
Sanitized.”
Now,
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in
The thermometer quality control department at
Johnson
& Johnson.’
HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Remember,
If you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your
Heart....
Maybe
You should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
I'm fat and can't wipe my own butt properly so I use a bidet.
Washes clean and all I have to do is pat dry.
When I (rarely) travel, Either I don't eat until I get to a "safe house", or I carry one of those plastic grabber things that are designed to grab a wad of TP so you CAN wipe your butt.
Has anyone BEEN in an airplane bathroom lately ?
IMO, even skinny people can't effectively wipe their butts correctly.
Certainly not with those stupid little squares of sandpaper