Well... oddly enough, Disney theme parks are notorious for firing people who fail to SMIRK.
I’ve got news for everyone: You don’t need Disney and neither do your kids! To hell with them. You and your children deserve better. You can start with the Peace of the Sabbath, sit together over a holy meal and teach the Love of G-d to your Children. Let the reprobates at Disney go their way; the End of their journey will not be a good one.