Captain Li Shang relieved of command for toxic masculinity

duffleblog ^ | 21 Jan 2018 | Jake Slager

[Alas Babylon!]

General Tso?

I heard he’s chicken.

[rey]

But it is not satire. It is a fictitious cartoon character.

[dfwgator]

General Tso was a chicken.

[rey]

And the lead picture on the piece is a cartoon.
Sheesh!

[lepton]

Well, does China have an Emperor? ;)

Looks like straight-up spoof.

[lepton]

The toxic masculinity scandal has rocked the Chinese Army particularly hard as it comes on the heels of a sensational report that claims nearly 100 percent of the troops were the same race, dipping readiness far below necessary levels.

The one silver lining according to that report was that the army had exactly zero white people, a welcome statistic.

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At press time, all parties involved were seen being assimilated into Hun culture.